This is true, I swear

DON'T STOP READING. Too late. 1 time there wuz this girl named andrew. she decided to go to grocery store to get some cereal and the mom said "make sure you get the dog some too" so she went to the gas station and got oatmeal, the chocolate kind for herself. but she got mixed them up and accidetnaaly gave the chocolate to her dog, and he got intestinal problems and died. that night Andrew was going to sleep and she saw a ghost dog on her ceilng. he just stayed there, didin't do anything. now that you're read this, he'll haunt you and give you intestinal problems and baldness for all you life unless you shout "Sarcophagus" 6 times in front of a mirror adn abe lincoln will appear and wink at you if you did it right, and you gotta bury a box of oatmeal under a dirt road at a full moon so the dog won't kill you in your sleep. I swear. Just ask Kyle. He read this and didn't follow the instructions and his parents found him alive and well the next morning.

Send to 20 people and the dog will spare you.

Send to 30 and you'll die. Eventually.

Send to 40 and nothing will happen.

DON'T SAY YOU WEREN'T WARNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!